10 Things You Learn Being the Token Male In the Office.

#10.

If you participate in Weight Watchers, you don’t win with the highest score:

I’ll eat it anyways. I win!

 

#9.

Crocheting is a real thing: 

My fingers are too thick for this.

 

#8. You have to constantly apologize on behalf of the male gender

Numerous of times.

 

#7. You get the insight scoop of what date night should look like.

Dinner, Chocolate.. and Wine.

 

#6. You constantly ask for help.

Hey Brianna how do you [Insert 1000 Q’s a day]

#5. When there are technical difficulties

Not yet but soon!

 

#4. When they nickname you TimBits without your consent

Self explanitory.

 

#3. When they send you out to do surveys and talk to students

Woooo!

 

#2. They hate to see you leave early each day.

Later ladies!

 

#1 They heckle you because you are new and you have a newer computer operating system than them

Tough crowd.

 

 

I enjoy working in the Sardine (our office space nickname), everyday is something new and nothing short of entertaining. Being the only male is nothing new to me, however being the only male and having co-workers with the same interest with me is something new. I can come to work and talk about sports, technology and be sarcastic; it is a place where my lame jokes are tolerated and my love for musicals is not held against me.

Bonus Feature:

Name this Sardine member!

Oh, leaving early? Oh, Staying a little later?